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MOOSE! [02 Nov 2005|07:36pm] According to a reliable source, my most famous relative was just a question on jeopardy and NO ONE got it. "Nicknamed moose, this Yankees first baseman of the 1950s appeared in 39 World Series games during his career." ( click for answer ) Here's a fun picture for you to guess how he got the nickname: http://www.ultimateyankees.com/Moose%20Skowron%20Color%20Photo.jpg Ole Unca Moose is getting a lot of TV time these days. Last month HBO kept running some special about the anniversary of Mickey Mantle's death and Moose got all teary eyed discussing Mickey's last moments. Anyway. Growing up in South Florida, where everyone is from New York, meant I got called "Moose" a lot as a kid. 8 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

You Can Find Me Wit Da Bug [02 May 2005|09:13pm] [ mood | cheerful ] Milo's got a balloon! Doesn't he look cute? I mean especially cute, he ALWAYS looks cute. ( I can't see him lovin' nobody but Smoo for all my life ) give me a hot soccer player

Aloha Stitch [26 Mar 2004|10:27am] [ mood | indescribable ] I didn't want to mention it in my journal until I received my letter but yeah. I got into the University of Hawaii at Manoa's Ph.D. program in Zoology I can't believe I got off the waiting list. 2 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

Hippity Hop 3-- Pheromones are in the air! [26 Jan 2004|11:32am] [ mood | thoughtful ] The second frog jumped on the first frog's head. And for all you nasty people with dirty minds, not to name any usernames ( cough! otaku1! cough!) they are not mating. External fertilization, people! I'm writing to tell you all that the second frog is vocalizing again. Truly amazing. Hey, I can see his urostyle from here! Evolutionary morphology rules! I must say, the second frog has the most delightful hind leg I've ever seen. Phenomononal bone structure. It seems like once I dissect something, I'm never able to look at a creature again without seeing it in a pan with my scapel hanging out of it. I know it really bothers my friends with pet cats. Uh oh. The first frog just grabbed the second by the middle. Hmmm. Maybe I should leave them alone so they have have a private moment. Dude, the first put his little foot on the second's head. Now they are head butting each other. Wow! Nothing like a game of big horn sheep. Uh oh! Now the first one has the second in a chokehold! But I guess all has been forgiven cuz they are poking each other in the nose like they are kissing. Wow, they are really getting loud! I hope they don't start to disturb anyone. They are so cute!!! 2 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

Hippity Hop 2-- A Froggy Update! [26 Jan 2004|11:30am] [ mood | giddy ] Wowzers! One froggy put his front feets on the other froggy's head! OMG, now he's jumped on his back- he's using him as a stepping stone to jump to the other side of the glass. HOLYCOW!!! The one on the bottom is vocalizing, he sounds like a cedar waxwing warbling in the early morning light. Oh man, this is cool. give me a hot soccer player

Hippity Hop! [26 Jan 2004|11:29am] [ mood | geeky ] There are two frogs in a container on my desk. One is looking at me. The other just wiggled one of his feets and then wiggled the other feets. They are adorable. I am blessed. oooooooooooh, the one is crawling up the side of the glass now to look at me better. Ack! The other just wiggled his nostrils! I can already tell I won't be getting any work done today. Dude, one just jumped! This is so awesome!!! Omigosh, the froggys are looking at each other. They look like they are talking about me, I would give anything to know what little herptiles gossip about. give me a hot soccer player

I'm Smart... But We Already Knew That. [26 Dec 2003|09:21am] [ mood | excited ] I took the GRE on Christmas Eve. I got a 1340!!!! (Out of 1600, just like the SAT) That is awesome, easily 200 points higher than what I need to have for the Ph.D programs I'm applying for. I got a 670 on my verbal and 670 on my quantitative. I'm weird like that, I normally do equally well in both math and english. Which apparently is something the CIA looks for, or so I've been told on several occasions. I had my scores sent to the University of Florida in Gainesville, the University of Central Florida here in Orlando, Florida State University (my alma mater) in Tallahassee and, of course, the University of Hawaii at Manoa. I'm most interested in UHM and UCF. I should be set to get into both. This is a very good thing. I'll keep everyone posted though. Well, all three or four of you that read this anyway :) Hope everyone is having a crackerjack holiday! 5 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

Hey Shorty, It's Your Birthday! We're Gonna Party Like It's Your Birthday! [22 Dec 2003|02:13pm] [ mood | good ] I had a great birthday, many thanks to all those on deadjournal that wished their Smoo Goddess well. It was probably the best birthday I ever had. When I turned 21, I went to SeaWorld with my parents since they give out free alcohol. I had a Bacardi Silver. When I turned 20, I sat around the house. Not like Your Momma sat around but just sitting inside it. When I turned 19, I took three finals and got dumped by my first boyfriend. Sat in a car for five hours too. When I turned 18, I took my dreaded AP calculus final, my pet frog Dr. Seuss died, and my high school love, Andy, bought a lotto ticket with me and I haven't seen/spoken with him since that day. So it goes. When I turned 17, I took finals but Angie gave me a key lime pie. :) When I turned 16, I had just moved to a town I like to call HellOnEarthsVille and didn't have any friends yet. So I sat around and was lonely in between calls from my south Florida friends. When I turned 15, I was showered with keychains, balloons, foodstuffs, and over the top affection by my friends even though Andy gave me a birthday card with a candy cane in it (my pet peeve, don't even get me started on it) That was my best birthday ever until my most recent. When I turned 14, I played arcade games all day. It was great. I don't remember anything from 13 or before but I didn't really expect to remember this much. I didn't mean to write it either but there it is for your enjoyment. I probably just had sleepovers with my soccer team for <13. Anywhoo, this past birthday was awesome. I can't even begin to list all the fun stuff I did so I don't know if I will even try. No one gave me a candy cane so that made it even better. I am munching on a candy cane now though and it's fine. Yum. Anywhoo, picture time! The Inner Circle of the Smoo Crew from left to right... Josh, Angie, Les, Me, and Robby. We're up in Ocala. Feel free to laugh at me in subsequent pictures because, while all of my friends are from The Frigid North (Georgia and above according to me)I was born and raised in South Florida, so yes, December in Florida is very very cold and merits a heavy jacket and long johns. In every picture I will be wearing a jacket next to my idiot Yankee friends in their short sleeves. Thank God none of them wore shorts cuz that would only make me look wimpier. ( We're Gonna Sip Bacardi Like It's Your Birthday! ) As far as presents go, I received in addition to the oodles of keychains that is my norm, a very cute walrus named Archie from Angie, Godiva from Josh- the dark chocolate assortment- yum!, and a fiber optic bonsai tree from Les. My parents gave me two cool shirts with Marvin the Martian and the Pink Panther, nifty frog socks, and a spiffy dragonfly neclace. The best present was Angie coming to visit me. I'm glad she got to meet Milo and Big Papa but sad that she didn't get to meet my newts or see my new purpley room. Thanks to all that contributed to my kickass birthday! 3 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

I GOT A CAR!!! [24 Sep 2003|08:34am] [ mood | excited ] It may have taken me a great many years but I finally bought myself a car two weeks ago, my first car, my dream car, with my own money I'm making at my first real career position. So without further ado, I'd like to introduce my newest member of the Smoo Crew- Milo! Milo is a special edition 2003 brand spanking new acid green Volkswagon New Beetle. He's pimped out with all kinds of goodies: 1.8L 150 hp, ( and 162 lbs-ft torque, 4 cylinder in-line, 5V, but I don't know what that means), turbocharged, ABS brakes, air bags in the front and sides, back seats that flip down for added trunk room, Monsoon sound system with 8 speakers, no CD player but the free I-Pod and car kit that comes with the car for that whole "Pods Unite" promotion, temperature display thingy, bud vase, a special pad and hook to keep him clean when he's feeding, sunroof, a spoiler that deploys whenever you hit an excess of 45mph, a lasery key thing that spits the key part out like a switchblade when you press the button, power windows and locks and steering, car alarm, special acid green accents on the wheel, fancy leather interior with black and acid green accents all over the place and yummy new car smell! Click below for more and better pictures of Milo... and me! ( Professional Driver. Closed Course. ) give me a hot soccer player

I Do A Lot Of World Rocking, I Bet I Could Make Yours Shatter ;) [26 Jul 2002|01:18pm] [ mood | flirty ] [ music | malnutrition- spineshank ] Josh: I told you you can't suck, you probably rocked his world. Me: I do a lot of world rocking, I bet I could make yours shatter. No one amuses me more right now than otaku, you can't underestimate the importance of a friend that teases you back, you really can't. 9 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

[23 Jul 2002|10:01am] [ mood | amused ] I think it's pretty sweet how I'm like everyone's best friend. I kinda like it. 10 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

Whenever I Feel Blue, I Start Breathing Again [15 Jul 2002|12:30pm] [ mood | lonely ] [ music | arcturus ] ( I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ) 17 hot soccer players| give me a hot soccer player

[10 Jul 2002|10:49am] [ mood | curious ] Weird. I got to access my livejournal. I'm blocked from that at work which is why I write here. Weird give me a hot soccer player

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